Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years! Is there a better way to return after months of absence than by bringing you with a comic about Zeus trying to bang some hapless mortal woman? I say there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cronus, despite being the ruler of the Titans and the universe after the overthrow of his father, was not known for his keen perception. When your throne (and your life) are on the line, it’s probably a wise decision to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know that majestic is really the word for what they’re witnessing. A lot of people (and probably Poseidon himself) seem to feel that the God of the Sea got kind of a bad deal. I mean, he wanted[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hermes’ job within the Greek pantheon was an important one. Being both swift and cunning and possessing magical winged sandals, he was able to travel with great speed to and from Olympus acting as the Gods’ messenger to the mortal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After the game, Zeus turned into a porpoise and banged the entire Croatian Olympic women’s beach volleyball team and then swam away. It was the best Olympics ever. With the Olympics almost over, I’ve been thinking…what would the patron deity[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know, there’s something about eggs resulting from divine love making that just tastes better… Everyone be talkin’ about the ancient Greeks. Have you seen their sculpture work? Examined their beautiful columns? Explored the philosophy of Socrates? Have you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When considering the many infidelities (and subsequently the many offspring that sprang from them) of Zeus, I often wonder if it might not be easier to ask the question, “Who didn’t Zeus sleep with?”. I doubt there would have been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…