I had a client like this, once. Let’s just say my comments also did not go over well. Some may think it odd or perhaps an indicator of his character that Loki fathered Norse mythology’s most infamous creatures. Myself? I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seems like it might have been better to have stocked Valhalla with protein powder and personal trainers rather than mutton and mead, but hey what do I know? Odin’s the one with the missing eye he traded for wisdom. There’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As if the apocalypse wasn’t bad enough, the Norse gods also had to put up with this damned rooster popping off just to let them know what was headed their way. I’d invite the giants and monsters in at that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is happening around this place? First, he disappears for a couple of months with no word, then all of a sudden he’s back and updating two times in one week and both comics are about gods and animal sex?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well this is it, gang. The final winter is upon us, the destruction of mankind comes not with explosions or the sound of gunfire, but crushed under mountains of snow. The Fimbulwinter has us in its grip. What’s that? It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They knew it was going to happen, they just didn’t quite get the details right… Ragnarok, the end of the gods in Norse Mythology, is an incredibly bleak concept when you compare it to most modern religions. The final showdown[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is from the popular tale where Loki flies around and poops on all kinds of stuff. I believe it is described in great detail in the Poetic Edda. I’m kidding. Freyja’s falcon feather cloak is one of several artifacts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Loki has done some really weird shit. Who even knows why he does the things he does? One time, he dressed up like a woman with Thor to help get back his hammer. Another time, he leashed a goat to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Vikings. They were so manly that one dude could actually charge another dude in court with “ergi”, or unmanliness. Of course, there were some strange rules about what, exactly, constitutes unmanly behavior. Banging a dude? That’s cool. Getting banged by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Note: That is not a real quote, but rather the general impression that the works of Sturluson give the reader. Unfortunately for Sturluson, neither the new gods nor the old ones he’d written so much about bothered to intervene on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…