Aaaaand now we know why nobody’s ever found the damn place. A city made entirely of gold? Who thought that would be a good idea? Maybe a strange group of nocturnal humans? Perhaps a society of blind people looking to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What advice can a severed head really offer you? It’s not like he can go anywhere. I guess this is just the sort of thing you do when you don’t have libraries or the internet. We talked about Odin and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As if Persephone wouldn’t head straight to Cancun after six dismal months with that depressing Hades guy? Psh, yeah right. Step aside mom, it’s time to hit the beach. Maybe check out Vince’s new beer bong. I don’t know anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know, there’s something about eggs resulting from divine love making that just tastes better… Everyone be talkin’ about the ancient Greeks. Have you seen their sculpture work? Examined their beautiful columns? Explored the philosophy of Socrates? Have you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those silly Europeans should have taken more baths. Historians tell us that white folk murdered and diseased their way to conquest across the world, but it’s pretty obvious that the smell took care of it for them. The poor native[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For hundreds of years, terrifying tales of sea monsters have haunted the men and women that sailed the seas for trade and exploration. Of all the destructively devilish ocean lurkers, few held as much fear for humanity as the mighty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dryads, the spirit-creatures that animate trees in greek mythology, are proof that no object, no matter how strange or inanimate, is safe from male lust. Dudes throughout history, whether clad in shimmering armor or a simple toga, have always been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Many people like to think that we, as a species, are falling into more and more depraved sensibilities. They think that, somehow as time goes on, our tastes are becoming more violent, more sexual, and less moral. These people have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fashion (nowadays) typically trumps practicality. I’ve seen dudes in jeans that they, realistically, should not have been able to get into. I’m forced to assume that they, like some kind of human snake, shed this outer layer as they grow,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today’s offering is a guest strip by one Marco Jimenez. Marco is one of my favourite people in all the world and I do not get to see him or hang out with him nearly enough. He was kind enough[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…