While I was thinking about Diomedes and his weird horses, I got to thinking…how did he get help dealing with those things? The interview process must have been pretty disturbing, right? Gods alone know how many stablehands they went through[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean, really, what else is he going to use them for? You can’t ride the damn things, they’ve pretty much only got one purpose. The Eighth Labor of Heracles, in keeping with his role as pest exterminator of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With their powers combined, the gods of Ancient Egypt proved to be an unstoppable force that could stop rampaging monsters from destroying the galaxy. Check out the (horribly dubbed) anime coming to the west next year! The gods of ancient[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is happening around this place? First, he disappears for a couple of months with no word, then all of a sudden he’s back and updating two times in one week and both comics are about gods and animal sex?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years! Is there a better way to return after months of absence than by bringing you with a comic about Zeus trying to bang some hapless mortal woman? I say there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cronus, despite being the ruler of the Titans and the universe after the overthrow of his father, was not known for his keen perception. When your throne (and your life) are on the line, it’s probably a wise decision to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well this is it, gang. The final winter is upon us, the destruction of mankind comes not with explosions or the sound of gunfire, but crushed under mountains of snow. The Fimbulwinter has us in its grip. What’s that? It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess Saint Patrick also helped to bring Christianity to Ireland, but who cares about that? No more snakes! Everyone can wear shorts and sandals all the time! Too bad Ireland isn’t really known for its beach weather… I bet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Turning everything you touch into gold seems like an amazing ability until you stop and consider that you turn everything you touch into gold. Sure you could win or at least tie for first in all the games and sports[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Jesus, if only he’d been as capable as those people competing in eating contests, maybe he would have survived… Many of my readers are or were Christian or are familiar with the Christian religion so this blog post probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…