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As if Persephone wouldn’t head straight to Cancun after six dismal months with that depressing Hades guy? Psh, yeah right. Step aside mom, it’s time to hit the beach. Maybe check out Vince’s new beer bong. I don’t know anything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drunkenly weaving, slow-moving donkeys are the number one cause of highway accidents. It’s a fact, look it up. It struck me today that Dionysus is sort of like the Juan Valdez of booze. Clearly a huge hit at frat parties.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…