It doesn’t matter how good a sequel may be, there will always be people unhappy with changes the author made. Personally? I think the lack of genealogy alone is a marked improvement in the work, though it does still suffer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Moses’ mom, Jochebed, though she may have had good intentions, probably was not fit to look after a child. What kind of mother hides her newborn baby boy by floating him on the Nile river? Sure, you saved him from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It wasn’t long into these incredible deleted scenes that the entire neighborhood felt the awful power of its most boring content. The film seemed to project and ever-growing field of pure nonsense that put all it touched directly to sle-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you ever read the Old Testament? Fifteen is probably a conservative estimate for the number of pages left if you took out all that stuff! Seriously, ancient Hebrew people, if you want to write a compelling story you are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ohhhhh! So it wasn’t a test of faith for Abraham after all! It was a way to teach some little punk a lesson! Too bad that angel stepped in and messed it all up. What a chump. The Binding of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess when you’re thinking up ways to really screw an entire culture over, it can be difficult to make them all chart toppers. It’s not like this was even the first time the Big Guy had to work on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Accidents in writing and creativity happen to the best of us. Sometimes you write something and someone’s already done it, sometimes you accidentally include some wording or concept from a book you read a long time ago or a cartoon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
*Sorry for the late strip! We’ve had to move servers and I wasn’t sure if I could post or not so I gave it a bit of time. The slow and often not even working sites (for both para-ten and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…