2011 was a hell of a year… As with many years, it hadn’t really started off fresh, but rather half-charred thanks to what had occurred in the previous year. That’s the funny thing about time as perceived by humans, everything[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is there to even say about this one? I honestly have no idea. Diogenes was certainly a maverick, but I don’t think even he managed to find a way to store half a watermelon in his rather wimpy looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This just in: people lie. Human beings lie all the damned time, it happens so often you might consider it just part of the psychology of humanity. The best part is that we often lie about the most inane shit[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Inexplicable bouts of sleeping for 20+ years don’t happen everyday but that doesn’t mean they couldn’t. Sleeping pills are a recipe for disaster of the Rip Van Winkle variety. Rip Van Winkle proved to us that we really should be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Food safety is a topic we, as human beings, should all be concerned about. Did you know that over forty billion people die each year due to turkey-related injuries? You should! Those unfamiliar with ZZ Top point yourselves this way.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…