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Damn, that Thor sure has some powerful burps!]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/05/14/the-thunderer/

Music, generally speaking, has always been about getting it on, one way or another. At least back in the day, they had to work at it. I don’t expect it will be long before I turn on the radio and hear a thumping bass-driven pop song whose only lyrics are “Let’s fuck” repeated endlessly. Music. [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/05/07/subtlety/

I have a thousand jokes about dryads, it’s really quite ridiculous. I only do comics about other topics to give you all a brief reprieve from the dryads. Spring is here in the North East and, as usual, I can’t really help but commemorate the changing of seasons with a goofy comic strip. I’ve always [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/04/30/seasons-change/

Sasquatch, man, that is just too stylish! So maybe you’re wondering where I’ve been these last two weeks… Seeing as this is a pretty simple comic that doesn’t require much blog post, I’ll fill you in. Let me start by saying that this isn’t meant to be some kind of livejournal-esque sob story about my [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/04/26/summer-coat/

You may think this method of fossil hunting is cheating, but that’s what I call working smart! Dr. Marcy is set for life! It’s gotta be real annoying to bury all of those frickin’ things only for them to be dug up later by paleontologists…but then again I guess that’s sort of the point. I [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/04/09/the-devils-handiwork/

Members of the noble bunny clan are known throughout the land for being adorable and cuddly. Unfortunately, when war reared its ugly head, bunny clan could not be found. They had somehow managed to fit their entire clan into a single rabbit warren. They went into the warren with a few hundred clan members and [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/04/05/totem-trouble/

The future of the Catholic Church is bright, my friends. A woman hired by the Vatican? That is some serious progress…even if it isn’t meaningful in any way. It’s a bit like this nonsense about how amazing it is that the Cardinals elected a Pope from South America. It’s totally revolutionary! It’s a first in [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/03/26/progress/

I know a lot of people that use this form of “meditation” far too often. Sorry about the lack of comics last week, I had some projects to finish up and I went to PAX East on the weekend! I promised everyone on Twitter that I’d get a comic up for you eventually and here [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/03/22/modern-meditation/

I guess Saint Patrick also helped to bring Christianity to Ireland, but who cares about that? No more snakes! Everyone can wear shorts and sandals all the time! Too bad Ireland isn’t really known for its beach weather… I bet Australia wishes Patrick had visited them. Ireland was once a Celtic nation, full of lore [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/03/15/evolution/

I don’t know what the hell a Tarmagaxx is, I just know that I want to eat it…right now. Whatever it is, it sounds delicious. The labeling on food products here in the United States definitely leaves something to be desired. Most states don’t have clear rules on what a company can and can’t say [...]]]> http://www.happletea.com/2013/03/12/all-natural/