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Sage Advice

What advice can a severed head really offer you? It’s not like he can go anywhere. I guess this is just the sort of thing you do when you don’t have libraries or the internet. We talked about Odin and Mimir and war between the Aesir and Vanir last friday. This comic was supposed to [...]

Head Trauma

Odin, the wise one, the cunning one, knew how to give the head of his friend the power of speech and to preserve it forever. What he, apparently, had not thought of was the kind of trauma Mimir would experience being brought back to life as only a severed head. Woops! Maybe he should have [...]

Return to Glory

There are now happle tea buttons and high quality prints available in the store! How exciting! Blog Post Proper Have you been to Reddit? That place is like 90% cat related content. If Bastet wanted to revive her cult, it’s the obvious choice for a starting point. They’re practically her worshipers already! Combine that with [...]

A Reasonable Response

There are now happle tea buttons and high quality prints available in the store! How exciting! Blog Post Proper The Spanish were so horrified by the religiously inspired human sacrifices of the Aztecs that they sought to stamp it out for all time…by slaughtering as many Aztecs as they could. A brilliant strategy, 100% free [...]

Nectar of the Gods

There are now happle tea buttons and high quality prints available in the store! How exciting! Blog Post Proper I think it says something about the Aztecs that even the goddess associated with butterflies ended up being a terrifying monster. Namely, that they were pretty badass. If you’re looking for cute deities in Aztec mythology, [...]

A Face You Can Trust

There are now happle tea buttons and high quality prints available in the store! How exciting! Blog Post Proper The way politics work today, it can be hard to tell who is being used by outside influences. At least if you vote for Pinocchio, you KNOW you’re getting a puppet. It’s probably obvious by now, [...]

Three Years

Speaking of being in it for the paycheck, there are now happle tea buttons and high quality prints available in the store! How exciting! Blog Post Proper: Happy three year anniversary, Happle Tea! Now it’s just time to sit back and collect those fat paychecks! Yeah! Okay, so technically the site is three years old [...]

Coup de Grâce

I guess when you’re thinking up ways to really screw an entire culture over, it can be difficult to make them all chart toppers. It’s not like this was even the first time the Big Guy had to work on this kind of thing. Here’s a trick they taught us in art school: it’s all [...]

The Power Within

There is no doubt in my mind that there is a hidden power in the human brain. A power that most humans aren’t even aware they possess, a trait so powerful that it shapes entire lives… I’m talking of course about the power of self deception. You’d have to be delusional to believe you have [...]

Something to Talk About

Oh, God, you silly naïve deity! How could you not know that would fail miserably? I guess it doesn’t really matter. If people didn’t fight over their different skin colors, they’d fight over something else. Like religion, perhaps? Oh wait, with this lovely world we live in, we get to fight about BOTH of those [...]