Kids are always “accidentally” feeding their homework to the dog to get out of having to turn in their homework, and who can blame them? But maybe their short term solution would turn into a long term one with a few…modifications?

For the record, Happle Tea does not condone feeding your teacher to your pets.

Please save that sort of thing for school bullies.

It’s almost time for that magical season, the start of school! Students everywhere are steeling themselves for their return to prison life. Start learning some chain gang songs, kids. It’s going to be a long year for all of us. I kid, I kid.

As for me, I’m going back to college soon, and I can’t say I’m looking forward to it terribly much. Don’t get me wrong, I rather like school, but after 3 years of college, I’m ready to be done with it. Lucky for me I’ve only got one more semester to go and I’m out of there. I will say this much: college is a hell of a lot better than high school ever was. At least I’m actually engaged in what I’m learning.

One of the things I definitely don’t miss is shopping for school supplies. I’d always go out and get way too much stuff that I’d never end up using. Good thing I got all notebooks for the notes I didn’t take, mom!

For those of you going back to school, I hope you’ve enjoyed your summer! Try to keep that spirit alive when school starts to get a little rough, summer will be here again before you know it!

Please make sure you don’t resort to anything drastic like feeding people to your terrifying canine.

They’ll just get you a substitute anyway.