Of Necromancers and Ghouls
SITE UPDATE: I’ve gone through and made some big adjustments on the site. Let me know if any of you have issues going forward. I’ll be adding some stuff here and there but I wanted to at least get the important stuff working. If you are still having issues, try clearing your browser cache for the site. Cheers!
And thus my quiet work begins again in earnest.
Mitch Mcconnell, US Senator and malevolent chelonian from another galaxy, is a piece of shit. I know right now it’s cool to focus our attention on Trump and everything, and I wouldn’t dare keep anyone from that pleasant past time, believe me, but ol’ Mitch needs to find his way back into the crypt he clawed his way out of. When it’s his time, I won’t be sad to see him return to the dust of the earth, though I’m fairly certain wherever his grave may lie will be cursed for generations thereafter. I imagine a square mile of blackened earth where no good thing will grow surrounding his eventual eternal resting place, that is, if the man is even capable of passing out of this life. For all we know, he could be an immortal evil, sent to plague us until the end of time. Perhaps the sins we’ve committed as a species are simply too great to be forgiven and have taken the form of this creature that now stalks the land, a reminder of our own wicked nature.
Or maybe he’s just an awful person that needs to be thrown out of office? Who can say, really? I think it wise to at least be aware of the possibilities.
Oh hey, I’m back probably. What’s up? Hope you guys like seeing a little JP Necromancer. I’ve got some mythological stuff in the works coming up, hopefully that will bring a smile to some of you.
I’ll be trying to fix up the site a little as well. I’m debating whether to move this whole thing to some other platform but I’ve a terrible fear of doing that so who knows if it’ll ever come to pass. Until then, I’ll try to get the main page working properly at the very least!
You’re back! Hurray!
Don’t forget the other GOP Senators are complicit. They could elect another Majority Leader and any point that they’re sick of McConnell. They don’t because he’s a useful shield to the rest of their shitty politics.
You’re not wrong. I have long said that if I had to pick one person to remove from the Trump administration it wouldn’t be Trump, it’d be Turtle Boy.
Love your comics! I check back here once every few days and hit “random” for a quick laugh. BTW, your “random” button doesn’t work properly, seems like it updates its destination once per day or something.
Aww thank you, that’s lovely!
Also I was hoping all these fixes would help the random button work appropriately but that issue still eludes me. I’ll keep looking into it!
Yay! You fixed main page! Used to look upon it every day, until i realised new updates weren’t posted there for some reason
Hooray! I still have a little work to do on it, but I’m glad it’s working for everyone now! :>
I love your comic and check it every day. WOOT! IT’S A NEW ONE!
Yes… and Mitch “the turtle” is a fucking asshole. Well done!
What “evil” things did he do?
And by the way, happy to see you back 😀
https://www.salon.com/2019/04/24/mcconnell-vows-to-block-democratic-proposals-after-2020-elections-think-of-me-as-the-grim-reaper/
that’s just this week – he’s been fucking up our Democracy for years – name Merrick Garland ring a bell?
I didn’t know, I’m French.
But damn! This dude is worse than the common idiot who think that “socialist” means “communist” or “totalitarian”.
France were socialist 2 or 3 times in its history and still remained democratic. Garland and his supporters really need to learn World History properly and to capture the differences between moderate and radical forms of “socialism”.
Because obstrucing ways to have a universal Medicare (like Garland does) seems pretty fascist to me.
Wheee, Happle Tea is baaack. Way to go and we thank you for all of your efforts in life.