Despite the difficulty of his classes, our vampire friend could never B negative.

What can I say about vampires that I haven’t already said? Nothing. So I won’t say anything about them at all.

The school year is here again and for all you students out there, you have my deepest sympathies. For the first time in three and a half years, I’m free from the shackles of education and I couldn’t be happier, though it does feel a little strange not having to go back. For those of you dreading the year ahead, just try to remember that education makes us better people, even if it isn’t always the most efficient or pleasant experience. Focus on the good things and remember summer is only a year away!

Have a good start to your school year, everyone!