Guantanamo Bay of Pigs
With the media and everyone else in the goddamn world in a panic over swine flu, it seems that we may have overlooked a crucial connection. Allow me to hit you with some logic.
-The new H1N1 strain of Swine Flu arose first from birds, then pigs.
-Who eats birds and pigs? Humans.
-Birds and pigs, therefore, have motivation for destroying humanity.
-Working in tandem, avian and swine contact Al-Quaeda
-The nefarious criminals create a deadly cocktail of diseases, hoping for one to stick
-The H1N1 virus spends time in birds, then invades pigs, and eventually hits humanity like a flaming school bus full of those weird russian nesting dolls
-Humanity panics, missing the point entirely
That’s right. Your food is out to kill you. The tables have been turned.
At least, that’s how the screenplay I would write would go. Did I mention that I am awesome at coming up with incredibly relevant Hollywood Blockbusters?
LITTLE K is so badass in this one.
FANTASTIC!
Bro where is my pun credit!! Ha ha ha.
Awesome
those candy cigarettes dont burn well
PIG IZ KYOOT! I CAN HAZ?!
it’s impossible to choose a favorite strip now.
i would watch that movie.
Has anybody noticed Lil’ K has no arms in the second panel?
Haha, the cig really makes Lil K look like a boy. NOTHING WRONG with him kind of looking like a girl – in fact it’s cute. Just fun to see a masculine K every now and then.
This just really reminds me of the movie Zero Dark Thirty.
Like a flaming school bus filled with those weird Russian nesting dolls. My second favorite simile, besides “indifferent as a head of lettuce”.