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Food safety is a topic we, as human beings, should all be concerned about. Did you know that over forty billion people die each year due to turkey-related injuries? You should!

Those unfamiliar with ZZ Top point yourselves this way.

I am writing this on Thanksgiving and my brain is a little muddled from turkey and apple pie so I am going to keep this news post brief. I hope everyone had a lovely start to the holiday season!

Today is Black Friday and for those of you involved in retail, my heart goes out to you. Truly. You are brave souls and you deserve commendations for your courage. Should you perish, I will do my best to hold memorial services.

Addendum: What is with me and beards lately? Three strips in a row featuring ridiculous beards…

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