I skipped the bit where the tiny chicks are tossed unceremoniously into massive, deafeningly loud machines and then ground into a nutrient-rich sludge. Some parents clearly took issue with this bit of the tour from the Science Museum, but I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It wasn’t long into these incredible deleted scenes that the entire neighborhood felt the awful power of its most boring content. The film seemed to project and ever-growing field of pure nonsense that put all it touched directly to sle-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The fortune teller went on to tell Lil K the rest of his future: “You’re going to die, young man. You will die just like everyone throughout history has died and you will be forgotten just like them and your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t imagine that psychics and their ilk have a ton of friends. Either they’re frauds and give everyone bad advice, driving their close friends away, or they’re legitimate and abuse their abilities for personal gain! I suppose there’s probably […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was turned into a zombie once but my health insurance told me they wouldn’t cover it because it was technically “a prior condition”. Apparently they consider us all zombies as it is. Bastards. Hey, at least we have the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I should have gone to school to be a dragon, but even then I’d be destitute. Go to hell, Sallie Mae! You vultures! Let me die in peace! Oh hey that dragon is back! But…where are the princesses for his […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Liz and I went to Foxwoods Casino a few weeks ago. We’d initially gone to check out a festival thing near the casino but couldn’t figure out how to actually get there. Eventually, we gave up and instead of driving […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d like to make a confession: I don’t own a smart phone and I will not own one for as long as I can. It’s probably a bit cliché at this point, but it’s fairly obvious that people spend entirely […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After completing his breakfast, Lil K was left with five screws, an oddly shaped wing-nut-sort-of-thing, and a small bag of chopped onions, none of which were mentioned by the manual that came with the kit. Liz and I visited Ikea […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It really is almost impossible to tell who works at the Renaissance Faire and who is simply an enthusiastic visitor. One minute you’re purchasing some cool medieval swag, the next minute you find out you’re in possession of illegal substances! […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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