I skipped the bit where the tiny chicks are tossed unceremoniously into massive, deafeningly loud machines and then ground into a nutrient-rich sludge. Some parents clearly took issue with this bit of the tour from the Science Museum, but I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It wasn’t long into these incredible deleted scenes that the entire neighborhood felt the awful power of its most boring content. The film seemed to project and ever-growing field of pure nonsense that put all it touched directly to sle-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The fortune teller went on to tell Lil K the rest of his future: “You’re going to die, young man. You will die just like everyone throughout history has died and you will be forgotten just like them and your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t imagine that psychics and their ilk have a ton of friends. Either they’re frauds and give everyone bad advice, driving their close friends away, or they’re legitimate and abuse their abilities for personal gain! I suppose there’s probably […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It really is almost impossible to tell who works at the Renaissance Faire and who is simply an enthusiastic visitor. One minute you’re purchasing some cool medieval swag, the next minute you find out you’re in possession of illegal substances! […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That costume is more terrifying than a real ghost. Fun Fact: This is my costume for Halloween this year.
I don’t care how much meat from a ridiculous bird gets thrown at you, sometimes it’s just not worth the physical and emotional trauma of hauling yourself around to visit extended family. Many of us have to suffer through grueling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happle New Year, everybody! Happle Tea is back! I’m so sorry for the extended hiatus but if you follow me on Facebook or Twitter you probably already know that I have been going through a lot of stuff with moving […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well this is it, gang. The final winter is upon us, the destruction of mankind comes not with explosions or the sound of gunfire, but crushed under mountains of snow. The Fimbulwinter has us in its grip. What’s that? It’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After this ridiculous winter, full of storms and mammoth quantities of snow, it’s really wonderful to step outside and not see much of it left. Unfortunately, the rather abrupt snowmelt has submerged Boston. We are now living aquatically. I expect […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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