I don’t care how much meat from a ridiculous bird gets thrown at you, sometimes it’s just not worth the physical and emotional trauma of hauling yourself around to visit extended family. Many of us have to suffer through grueling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s a sad (but absolutely true) fact that there are, indeed, dogs out there that are better dressed than me. No matter how stylish I try to be, some canine in the world will be sporting something far more expensive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It doesn’t matter how good a sequel may be, there will always be people unhappy with changes the author made. Personally? I think the lack of genealogy alone is a marked improvement in the work, though it does still suffer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Personally, I’d rather be devoured by a terrifying man-wolf than to have one burst into my house just to butt-scoot around for twenty minutes. There’s something decidedly unnerving about that motion. Too bad taking that werewolf to the vet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That costume is more terrifying than a real ghost. Fun Fact: This is my costume for Halloween this year.
They knew it was going to happen, they just didn’t quite get the details right… Ragnarok, the end of the gods in Norse Mythology, is an incredibly bleak concept when you compare it to most modern religions. The final showdown[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It really is almost impossible to tell who works at the Renaissance Faire and who is simply an enthusiastic visitor. One minute you’re purchasing some cool medieval swag, the next minute you find out you’re in possession of illegal substances![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Moses’ mom, Jochebed, though she may have had good intentions, probably was not fit to look after a child. What kind of mother hides her newborn baby boy by floating him on the Nile river? Sure, you saved him from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After completing his breakfast, Lil K was left with five screws, an oddly shaped wing-nut-sort-of-thing, and a small bag of chopped onions, none of which were mentioned by the manual that came with the kit. Liz and I visited Ikea[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s a lot of scrolls for an incident involving a goat. Sobek really needs to get his life together. Thoth, the ancient Egyptian scribe god, was responsible for recording the actions of the gods and mortals. He is typically shown[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…