And in mere moments he went from prestigious scholar of neuroscience and master of his own laboratory to just another morsel at an all you can eat buffet for zombies.
I wonder if studying all that neuroscience made his brain taste better.
Sometimes I like to think about weird outcomes of our “safe” choices. It’s life’s little accidents that make things interesting, don’t you think? Hopefully not studying brains for a living only to be devoured in the first moments of a zombie attack interesting, but still…interesting can be sort of fun. It spices things up. Sometimes it’s horrible, but overall it’s a good thing, I think.
Anyway, this is essentially the reason I pursued art rather than studying brains. I’d rather be a poor artist with his skull in tact than another statistic if zombies ever start eating everyone. Maybe life will somehow find a way to throw a wrench into my safety plan, though. Perhaps some alien race will swoop in and vaporize all the webcomic artists and then fly away to their distant home world leaving everyone else alive and well.
Well there I go, now I’ve got to forget how to draw and figure out something a little more safe to get involved in.
I don’t think I’d like being vapor very much.
If zombies eat brains, and you turn into a zombie if eaten by one, and the way to kill zombies is to shoot them in the head, then how are you turned into one if your brain is eaten or how does shooting your brainless skull kill you as a zombie?
Well, if it’s the Nebraskans that invade, then you should be safe. Their whole government is a meritocracy based on artists.
But… he has all those open brains lying around. Surely he could distract the zombies with them as he tries to flee? I mean, cracking a skull open must be hard work. It’s like with the hard-shell walnuts… you want them to be open already, because to do it yourself is a pain in the cranium. And look, he’s already been marinating all those brains for some time. They’re probably delicacies by zombie standards.
Yeah, I also graduated recently after four long years of studying art in college. Who’s going to be laughing when the zombie apocalypse rolls around, huh, friends and family!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8S9uI6R1FM
I like how he looks like a mix of medic from TF2 (like you said) and a friend of mine, who, by the way, is going to be a medic too :p
Let’s hope he has a similiar fate too. Not because I hate him or anything, but because he enjoys zombies as much as the next person
Yikes! Get those away from me!
(shudders in revulsion)
I don’t get why you humans are so obsessed with zombies…
It’s like you want a zombie apocalypse to happen….
One moment….nevermind, i forgot you humans don’t even know your own power(s)…
Belief is a very strong one and when coupled with imagination and the human mind,
beliefs can easily become reality, THANKFULLY though they don’t often become a reality on this
plane/dimension…
There I go again saying too much
*sigh*
Well one of my many titles IS Waker…so I suppose I have to try,
it’s just with you humans, you are so stubborn and closed minded at times….
but I better shut up before that become a rant.
Rant! Rant! Rant! Wooo!
Oh Calypso!
You REALLY want a rant?
Okie Dokie Loki!
Humans Really are closed minded these days…. they have also seemed to have forgotten the ways and patterns of olde…. Also many of them seem to have forgotten that creatures and beings they created and the ones that existed before humans knew of them. They also seem to have forgotten that they are NOT rulers of animals and most certainly not of Nature…
It takes a big disaster to get them to appreciate Nature’s power!
Seriously I could go on ranting long, Calypso…
Just right now I’m a bit per-occupied!